The girls were asked if they really liked our facial hair. Gentlemen, to your razors.
Have you ever wondered what the opposite sex really thought of your beard? Or if they had noticed a difference since you put the balm on the mustache? It has already happened to us, so we asked the girls to finally know. Prepare to change your morning ritual.
Your beard highlights your eyes.
"It's a bit like mascara for men. And a permanent concealer for your lack of chin or your turkey neck. "
Put some oil.
"Hair that has the texture of a wire or the pubic hair of a centenary? No thanks."
Avoid keeping food in your beard hair.
"It's a crumb of bread that you have here or a beard accessory? Both are to be avoided. "
No more than 1cm.
"I hate big beards. Go for the three-day beard but anything that looks like a bush is out of the question. I do not need a facial comb to remove my makeup. It's disgusting. "
Mollo with self-tanner and foundation.
"I went out with a guy who put a lot of BB cream too. He said it was "moisturizer" but why did he have beige tufts on his chin? You have to put less and mix, duck. And you owe me some money. "
The border between being "kissable" or not is tenuous.
"Too short and it scratches like a flare of eczema. Too long is like rolling a shovel to a labrador. "
The use of a beard comb is completely outlawed in public.
"Do you really think I want to have red hair in my glass of rosé? No thanks."
If it stops you from looking like a baby of 1m80, let your beard grow.
"It is impossible to discern your maxillary bones? A beard will help to show that you have reached puberty. "
Having a beard is no excuse for ostentatious hair.
"It's not because you have a beard that you can also have a single eyebrow, hairs in your nose, or worse, in your ears. Tweezers do exist. "
If it is not uniform, forget it.
"The beard is not for everyone."
Opt for the three-day beard.
"She looks masculine, does not pose a problem and does not smell bad."
No goatee, please.
"Never. Really."
Do not forget to shave your neck.
"Women like men who wear scarves. Not those who grow it. "
Curl your mustache.
"One of my friends has the most beautiful beard I've ever seen, he curled his mustache with Xiaomi Electric Razor for the Glastonbury festival and made everyone he met happy. If you think about it, keep it for festivals. "
Permanent hair removal of the outline of the beard shows a certain passion. And some madness.
"Avoid, unless you are sure you never have a mystical crisis. Who can be sure? "